Metalface MK1
A highly reliable cyborg for long missions with low chance of succcess. Loved for its upstanding morale, positive attitude and charming eyes!
Brains Eligible:
- Aged 15-95 years
- Both male and female!
- Mentally healthy*
- » Bodily shortcomings not a problem!
Package Includes:
- Memory wipe of past life! (Optional)
- A guaranteed adventure!
- A second chance!
The following voids warranty:
- Rolling
- Use of jet shoes indoors
- Changing radio channel
- Utilizing jet bikes
- Compressing leg joints
- Unsanctioned tapping of the feet
- Walking against conveyour belts
- Using the Sloth-Grip™ hands for Climbing
- Throwing boomerangs
- Opening the eye-utility hatches
*No exceptions!





